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By eddietix 06/11/20 Guilt is a big part of my life now.  I feel guilty for falling asleep and snoring at my daughter, Sarah’s, first piano recital when she was 7 years old and getting thrown out of the church. I feel guilty for not taking my son to a baseball game because I was too hungoverContinue reading “I Drank Apple Juice At My Wedding”

By eddietix 06/05/20 My daughter, Sarah, has always been scared of costumes. As an infant, she was terrified of Halloween or any holiday involving costumes or anything remotely resembling a costume. To further screw her up, on her 2nd birthday, I dressed up in a Cookie Monster (from Sesame Street) costume and scared the Peruvian out ofContinue reading “The Cupcake”

I know what it feels like… I know what it feels like to be terrified that I will not be able to drink again. I know what it feels like to be arrested as a direct result of my drinking. I know what it feels like to be in jail as a direct result ofContinue reading “I Know What It Feels Like…”